1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
               you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is
               only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the
               game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be   
               on y our toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
    5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by
                men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
                her  time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
                meaning of nothing.)

     6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
               That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you
                will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

    8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying &*^$ YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something 
                that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. 

      This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

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