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Women's Health

  WARNINGS #1:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.

Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions.

Chardonnay can help ease you out
of your shyness and let you tell the world that you are ready and willing
to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost
immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents  you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Chardonnay.

Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use Chardonnay. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of
virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headaches, dehydration, dry
mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
Poker, Truth or Dare and naked Twister.

 
WARNINGS # 2:

 The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are
 whispering when you are not.

 The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your
 friends over and over again that you love them.

 The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you
 can sing.

 The consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to believe that
 ex-lovers are really dying for you to call/text them at 4 in the morning.

 The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can
 logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

 The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion that
 you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

 

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