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WARNINGS
#1:
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer
from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more
assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
your doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.
Chardonnay is
the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions.
Chardonnay can help ease you out of your
shyness and let you tell the world that you are ready and
willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the
benefits of Chardonnay almost immediately and with a regimen of
regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from
living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be
a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you
never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
Chardonnay.
Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who
are pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However, women
who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to
try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea,
vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor
control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headaches, dehydration,
dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds
of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare and naked
Twister.
WARNINGS # 2:
The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
The
consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
The consumption of
Chardonnay may cause you to think you can sing.
The
consumption of Chardonnay may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to call/text them at 4 in the
morning.
The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you
can logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.
The consumption of Chardonnay may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better
looking than most people.
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Carlos @ www.USAMALL.US
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