The Government Rebate

> As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said
    each and every one of us would now will get a nice rebate.

> If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will
   go to China.

> If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.

> If we spend it on fruit and vegetables it will all go
   to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.

> If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan.
 
> If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan
   and none of it will help the American economy.

> We need to keep that money here in America, so the
   only way to keep that money here at home is,