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This is really
funny.
Enjoy!!
Desiree
You know that you
are Cuban if:
1) IF for a
BBQ at the park or beach, you bring tamales, gigantic ollas of Congri, Yuca
y
Carne de Puerco (don't
forget el mojo!)
2) IF to the above outing you bring
la cafetera o el thermos con el cafe.
3) IF you wear a Guayabera with
shorts, nylon socks and dress shoes.
4) IF at least 3 men in your
familia are named Pepe and y ou have tias named Fefa, Cuquita
or Juana.
5) IF los viejos in your family
play dominoes, fuman tabaco and talk about how good
?Cuba was before Castro.
6) IF at every cumple anos or
bautizo there is an assortment of pastelitos de carne,
guayaba, croqueticas and bocaditos,
and they are placed on the table next to el cake, so
they com e out en la foto to your
primos en Cuba.
7) IF when your Mami gets pissed
she yells, "Me cago en la madre que los pario" (don't
forget la chancleta!)
8) IF to describe a place that was
far away you say it was "en casa del carajo"
9) IF you don't pronounce your R's
- as in pa'que, ca'ne, etc. but like to criticar the
way other hispanics talk.
10) IF you say "No jodas , Chico" o "Le ronca el mango", to express
dismay.
11) IF the top 3 TV shows are
Christina, Sabado Gigante and Walter
Mercado and you watch
todas las novelas.
12)
IF you come out from la casa de tu mama, tia or abuela smelling like sazon,
bistec
empanizado, or platanitos maduros
fritos (or any fried food for that matter!)
13) IF you always have Guayaba con
Queso in your house and eat it as a dessert.
14) IF you live in NY but your
parents cross el puente "Tapanes Si"(Tappan
Zee) to
go to "Bergenline" in "Nu Jersi" to go to la bodega and buy la
carne.
&n bsp;
15) IF you go to la cafeteria y te
comes una media noche, una frita and you drink un
batido de Mamey (no wonder Cuban
women have big asses!)
16) IF you eat Arroz con Picadillo
at least once a week.
17) IF you made the
rice in the rice cooker you have sitting on your kitchen counter.
18) IF you go to Miami or Hialeah to
visit your family every July, or to Union
City to &
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visit your family if
you're in Florida.
19) IF Santa Barbara, San Lazaro or La Virgen de la
Caridad are part of your living room
decor, your patio or in fron t of
the house AND your American f riends think the caramelos,
Apples and Bananas are
snacks.
20) IF there is a BIG picture of
your sister's 15th along with everybody's foto de boda
or communion en la sala.
21) IF your suegra still treats
your marido o novio like their little baby boy (even
though he is a 35+ year old
manganzon).
&n bsp;
22) IF in every
bathroom there is a latica or little bucket under the sink.....(chicas we
know this one!).
23) IF every New Year's you wait
till midnight to eat las 12 uvas.
24) IF your baby smells like
violetas, and wears a "Dios me Bendiga" pin with an
Azabache, or a cadena with medallas of all the saints.
25) IF you put a mosquitero around
your baby's cuna, even though there are NO mosquitos
in your house.
26) IF when you have a dolor de
barriga, your abuela makes you pure de Malangas or gives
you Tilo or Manzanilla for all
ailments.
27) IF you grew up thinking that if
you went swimming or took a shower after una jartera
you would get an "embolia" and
die.
28) IF you are damn proud to be
Cuban, Send this to Every single Cuban You Know... Cuba
Libre-"No Castro, No ProbLem"
*YOU KNOW UR TREMENDO CUBANO IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY
TRANSLATION OF THE VOCAB. USED HERE*
HAHA!
IF U ARE *~..LATINO & PROUD..~* Forward this to
your Family and Friends!
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